February 2012
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fuck you classes that have 3 midterms, all of...
assholes assholes assholes
I may have one of said midterms in five hours and may be very very stressed.
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35 mph winds are howling in our apartment.
It sounds like we’ve invited over some seriously pissed off ghosts.
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Anonymous asked: you're a hotty mchotface
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Reblog if you want anonymous opinions about you.
emmacantdance:
I seen to have a bad habit for attention grubbing maybe? Or something?
I’m thinking this will just lead to Tyler and Jake trolling me. But YEAH.
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thornalmighty;chat: while watching the Daily Show with my 2nd least favorite roommate.
it was the asian wasn’t it?
YES. I’m going to sabotage her fucking baking for saying such nonsense. She ruined my night.
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while watching the Daily Show with my 2nd least...
me: God, I would do dirty, dirty things to Jon Stewart.
roommate: ha ha ha haha!
me: I'm serious. He's like...second on my list, only behind Jeff Goldblum.
roommate: Oh, the guy that was on Glee the other night?
me: (takes pen and jabs it repeatedly into own neck)
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brrrwave:
hydrogenjukebox reblogged your photo: 13 Assassins dir. Takashi Miike, Japan 2010/2011 …
kick all the nominees’ asses. Not so quiet now, are you, The Artist? TOTAL MASSACRE.
i don’t think the movies are gonna fight hon
in my version of the Academy they’re just put into an arena, Hunger Games-style.
in 2009, all the other nominees just committed suicide because they were all...
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this will not be good
I will be hanging out with the dude I am kinda sorta interested in on Unofficial, my drunkest day of the year, on Friday. I will have been downing absinthe since sunrise.
I am having flashes of Unofficial last year and ohhh, oh, no.
My life is Shakespearean tragedy, except even drunker.
Watchopenstacks:
MY favorite scene of all time.
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just remembered that I very nearly got in a fist...
my life has taken a turn for the classy, clearly
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“If you want to write, if you want to create, you must be the most sublime fool...”
– Ray Bradbury (via selfinspiration)
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I left my apartment last night at 8PM.
I returned at 4AM with a Brazil flag wrapped around me like a cape. I had also picked up a Batman medallion and a couple mini-American flags.
This is why I have been too hungover to leave my bed today.
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Why do bars insist on playing I Don't Wanna Miss a...
I mean, thank you so much for reminding me of how fucking awful this song is and and for bringing back memories of this playing at prom, causing everyone to dance so seriously and gaze into each other’s eyes and make me vomit violently.
And to that girl that was crawling around seductively on a pool table to the beat of the song, eyeing a boy who was clearly trying to find a way to run...
also, ritz bits
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I am laying in bed eating Girl Scout cookies.
Seriously, I want nothing more out of life. I’m set.
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My building's elevator just broke down. With me in...
That was a fun ten minutes.
And now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go curl up in the fetal position and have a few nervous breakdowns.
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In my heart, I don’t believe it, and if I go ahead I know that you’re leaving and I -
I can’t wait to see you go.
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