Jilli. 20, Illinois, computer science major. Things I do in excess: argue, eat cheese, smoke, white girl dance, watch TV on DVD, drive, and make weird faces.
Cheers.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Oh my god my building is so pretty and calming.
If I ever go to Siebel Center again I’ll take a picture to compare my CS building to John’s psych building…but that’d require me to go to class.
This building is gorgeous, though.
just another night in UIUC (and yes, that is the Brazil flag. I wore it as a cape all night)
all-nighter study dates with my John
No complaints, really.
everything is right in the world tonight
50 days until my best friend transfers to my school and moves to my city.
We have had this planned since we were 12 years old.
Everything in its right place.
John and I as little tater tot first graders.
Embarrassingly enough, this was the yearbook cover for our school that year.
This boy, who has been my best friend for about 15 years now, just wrote this on my Facebook. He will be living in my town in two months and I can hardly wait and I’ve missed him so damn much.
I’m pretty ecstatic right now.
Halloween is my favorite time of the year.
My personal timeline of Paranormal Activity 3 (spoilers)
I saw it at the midnight release with Morgan, Tyler, and John. This is roughly my train of thought throughout the movie:
- The boyfriend looks so much like the dude from the first one. This guy is fuuuucked.
- WAIT THERE’S A FIGURE IN THE DUST RIGHT THERE, RIGHT? SHIT SHIT FUCK (I was elbowing John repeatedly to make sure I wasn’t just seeing things).
- Awww, Randy is precious.
- I can’t stop picturing the demon as Toby from the Office. “But it’s Beach Day!”
- As soon as the Grandma starts pressuring the mother to have more kids, Morgan and I immediately jump in our seats and yell, “FUCK YOU GRANDMA.”
- The tea party scene kind of insinuates that the demon has a whole psychosexual element to it. This girl is like six. This is scary on a different level.
- “I told you not to go in there…” Kristi is fucking terrifying.
- Oh wait, that’s one of the kids in the sheet right? Oh oh oh no wait what if it’s the demon? Oh okay, pan to the babysitter…SHIT GODDAMNIT MOTHERFUCKER THAT FUCKING SHEET AND THE DEMON AND AND AND WHAT THE FUCK
- (did anyone else expect the camera to pan back to the kitchen and the babysitter would be hanging by the sheet? We all did.)
- DON’T STICK YOUR HAND DOWN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL ARE YOU INSANE? …oh, she’s fine. She still has her arm. Breathe. Breathe.
- There is a figure behind Randy in the Bloody Mary scene, right? Oh, my Randy, save yourself…
- “COME OONNNN, RANDY” is the best line of this film. You go Randy.
- Hey, a Lite Brite! Why is it showing the deathly hallows sign? Oh wait, no, it doesn’t have the vertical line, so…oh, it must be the demon’s…oh…oh, fuck…
- Toby, stop pulling her hair. How sixth grade of you.
- Now you believe them, mom. Finally caught up.
- NONONONONONO DO NOT FUCKING GO TO GRANDMA’S. OH GODDAMNIT. “We’ve got apple pie, and…” DEMONS. SHE HAS DEMONS.
- No, you are not marrying Toby because you’re a fucking child. DO NOT BECOME A DEMONIC COURTNEY STODDEN.
- Oh god, this slow walk to the garage is the most excruciating thing. My entire body is shaking. Oh dear god.
- OH FUCK OLD WOMEN OLD WOMEN COVEN COVEN COVEN THEY LOOK LIKE THEY WANT TO FUCKING EAT YOU RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN
- Okay so Julie’s dead. Is she hanging? Wait…wait…oh wait fuck, she’s levitating, reverse reverse reverse reverse.
- THIS IS THE LEAST FUN BONFIRE EVER
- Demon child…oh god, please be dead Dennis, you poor baby, you’ve suffered enough…
- Oh okay, well now you’re dead. That was excessive.
- SERIOUSLY, GODDAMNIT GRANDMA.
Who’s ready for PA4?!
John (@doubledoors) is my best friend for a reason.
Countdown to him living in my town begins…NOW.
